Conversatii cu Doamne-Doamne :X

E iGod Doamne-Doamne.:XSi poti vorbi cu el in direct si in reluare! :P

Pentru a conversa, trebuie sa stii limba engleza si sa ai imaginatie :-??. La sfarsitul conversatiei, da copy&paste sa vedem si noi ce intrebari i-ai pune tu lui Dumnezeu! :P

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Me:
 hello god 
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 Sorin Pustiu . 
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Sorin Pustiu.
Me:
 who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 you lie me 
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Sorin Pustiu.
Me:
 my name isn't Sorin Pustiu.I lie you
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 Pustiu Sorin
God:
What do you really want to ask me? 
Me:
 what day is it ?
God:
Monday.
Me:
 no,is Sunday
God:
Are you serious? Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
 How old am i ?
God:
Is this a trick question? 
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
 i'm not a kid.
God:
Only a kid would say that.
Me:
 god you want to trick me
God:
OK, I will trick you.
Me:
 can you grant me a wish ?
God:
Let me think. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. 
Me:
 why ?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 i love the crime
God:
You love the crime. What do you like about it so much? 
Me:
 the terrorists
God:
What else do the terrorists remind you of?
Me:
 my mom when killed my father
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 why ? do you love her ?
God:
" Tell me more about your mother."? Why? Yes Sorin Pustiu God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 this is a joke ?
God:
That is just your personal opinion. 
Me:
 my father told that God is a bad men
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
 they love me
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
 mom and dad
God:
That input matched my default category. 
Me:
 what is your real name ?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
 but God isn't a name ,is a person
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a name is a person.
Me:
 ok,ok.i will find a rich women ? 
God:
I am very happy for you. It goes without saying. Wow!
Me:
 why are you happy ?
God:
I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
Me:
 do you love my brother ?
God:
Yes Sorin Pustiu God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 my brother doeen't love you
God:
Tell me more about your family. 
Me:
 i told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
 try to be more serious
God:
OK I will try to be more serious.
Me:
 when i will go to heaven i will fly ?
God:
How will you get there?
Me:
 when i die
God:
That's good information: Sorin Pustiu said die. 
Me:
 but i don't want to die.do you want ?
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
 i don't understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 the part when i will die
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
 can i fly ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:

Se vede ca e By Sorin=)).Doamneeeeeee =))

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
puli
God:
Nice to meet you, puli.
Me:
Do you loves me?
God:
Yes I try to loves you as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Fuck you.god!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I feel good.:)
God:
Glad to hear it.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No puli I certainly am not stupid.

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